Cosmic Accountants
In a universe teeming with diverse alien civilizations, humanity has found its niche - not as conquerors or diplomats, but as tax collectors. Armed with calculators and endless forms, Earth's finest bureaucrats navigate the cosmos, ensuring every world pays its dues.
Their mission: to audit the galaxy. From gas giant casinos to sentient fungal colonies, no entity escapes the watchful eye of the Terran Revenue Service. But collecting taxes from aliens isn't always straightforward.
As our heroes grapple with incompatible number systems, time-bending loopholes, and creatures that consider arithmetic a form of violence, they'll learn that balancing the cosmic books is anything but boring. Welcome to a future where humanity's greatest weapon is its skill with spreadsheets.
Blurb:
Humans traverse the galaxy as intergalactic tax collectors, facing absurd challenges in their quest for fiscal order.
Zara Ledger
Lead auditor. Efficient. Struggles with alien concepts of value.
Blip
AI assistant. Sarcastic. Constantly updates universal tax codes.
Gloop
Shapeshifting alien intern. Enthusiastic. Often misunderstands human idioms.
