The Bored God
For eons, the deity known as Existence has ruled over all creation. Having already reached the height of omnipotence, the limitless power that comes with it has left him bored and unfulfilled. In a fleeting moment of mischief, Existence decides to shed his divine nature and return to humble mortality. But this time, he plans to race through the trials of life at breakneck speed, determined to ascend back to godhood with ungodly haste. Follow along as Existence, now as a newborn mortal, speeds through childhood, adolescence, and adulthood, using his vast knowledge of the universe to hack his way to the top. But even a being of limitless potential can't escape the forces of fate. Will he make it back to the heavens, or will the mortal realm prove too much to handle? Find out in this wacky, irreverent romp through the ages.